Get A Black Belt in 30 Days!!!

by Master Waki on September 6, 2008

Sick and tired of getting picked on??
Well….Don’t Be A Wimp!

Get your black belt with MASTER WAKI’S BLACK BELT PROGRAM

Let Me Show How I Can Transform You From a Nerd Into a REAL FIGHTER In Just ONE WORKOUT a Day!

Take a good honest look at yourself! Are you proud of yourself – or are you satisfied to go through life being picked on at school, work or out on the town? No matter your size, sex or age, Training with Master Waki will bring out that inner fighting spirit deep within you and provide you with the abilities to DEFEAT Boxers, Muggers, Ninjas and TaeKwonDo Black Belts WITH EASE!

HOW I CHANGED FROM A “Little Boy” INTO A LETHAL WEAPON!

One day I discovered a secret that transformed me from a frightened little kid into “The Deadliest Man in Town”. What’s my secret? WAKIDO, my Fighting Method based on MMA techniques. Learn to Knock Out Ninjas, Choke Out Tae Kwon Do Black Belts or Ground’n’Pound Bullies with the ultimate of ease.

What You Will Learn…..

Powerful Punches

Lethal Elbows

Killer Knees

Knockout Kicks

Deadly Submissions

How Can I Get A Black Belt So Quickly? Is This A Scam?

No, not at all. A Black Belt does not make you an expert fighter, your skills do. In most Martial Art schools, a black belt will take 3-5 years to get. Why? Because those Martial Arts schools use it as an extra revenue earner. Paying 3 to 5 years of tuition and up to ten colour belt gradings = $$$$$$ for those school owners.

Master Waki’s 30 Day Black Belt Program covers all the tools necessary, to win in a one on one confrontation for a one time payment of $3000 or 30 easy payments of $150 each.

After completing Master Waki’s 30 Day Program, you will be rewarded a Black Belt and receive a Black Belt certificate signed by Master Waki himself.

BUT WAIT! That’s not all

The first 100 customers to sign up will receive a free set of boxing handwraps and a Wakido T-shirt. Plus every workout will make you STRONGER and LEANER ……SO WHY WAIT?

CONTACT ME TODAY!!!

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{ 67 comments… read them below or add one }

Nolan April 5, 2009 at 8:48 am

I am very interested in the 30 day black belt program I have trained for six months in brazilian jiu jitsu, muay thai and street boxing. I want to get in a cage and kick ass, with your training I know I can go all the way to UFC. I am from South Africa and am a stubborn and hard fighter.

yoda April 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm

What utter BS! You’re playing a very dangerous game filling people with false confidence in their skills.
Go back to selling time share!

protege April 23, 2009 at 2:18 am

Ive been doing Mma for suntime now, and ive been looking within myself to find the fighter inside! but now that i have found a true master of the arts, i can now be at one with myself!

im ready to kick the arse’s of many Master Waki!

lol wut April 24, 2009 at 4:01 am

lol wut is this.

major fake.

It takes 10+ years to get a BJJ black belt, you’re offering it in 30 days? And it only costs $3000!?

PRO DEAL.

Sonny April 29, 2009 at 6:29 am

Im officially ashamed to be a New Zealander…

TT May 3, 2009 at 12:20 am

If I had the money I would so take this course. I would to kick my brothers ass.

Master Waki May 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm

False confidence? I teach people REAL SKILLS that can be used in REAL SITUATIONS.
I would say $3000 is a bargain, wouldnt you think?

Devistator! June 16, 2009 at 2:05 am

I am a student under Master Waki.
the shit works.

become a beliver today, for only $3000.
small price to pay for greatness.

Steven June 27, 2009 at 12:38 am

Hey im interested in fighting. I’m 24 asian in Hamilton. 60kg, 174cm.
I’ve started with taekwondo :D …….
currently im doing aikido, i’ve been doing judo, aikido for like 2 years not, still white belt, not keen on going up the ladder. i’ve seen ufc, pride, king of the cage etc. never seen aikido moves in mma bouts.

im not explosive, powerful fighter. not into lifting weights, more of submission, cardio, counter striker. dont know. what ever works.
really interested into getting to beginners fights. Not been in a real fight b4, only sparing, randori..

Steven June 27, 2009 at 12:39 am

oh btw i posted here cos i coulnt find email or someother contact add

chester rockfield July 1, 2009 at 2:22 am

Ha Ha Ha- Your website makes me laugh!!!! God- people in New Zealand must be dumb to believe in this crap!! I should move there from the U.S. and start a school of my own- Master Waki doesn’t know what the heck he’s doing from watching a demo of his!! Hell, if you fly me out there,I’ll teach you for free- It’ll be a lot cheaper than 3 thousand dollars! Oh yeah- I used to fight in Pancrase- I have the real credentials!
BTW- Flight of the Concords RULE!!

chester rockfield July 1, 2009 at 2:25 am

Whos the girl on the top right of the website? Smoking HOT! Send me some pic’s of her!

Master Waki July 1, 2009 at 6:13 am

I agree, Flight of the Concords does rule.

Other then that, if you are offering your teachings for free, then your knowledge must be worthless. I am a tenth degree black belt, what belt are you?

Master Waki July 1, 2009 at 6:15 am

Hey Steven
I replied to your email address given

chester rockfield July 1, 2009 at 7:12 pm

I have a pink belt- from gene lebelle- and flavio behring.like I said- I used to fight professionally. As for what I know being worthless, I guess it depends on who you are. Anyway’s, my offer still stands- or you can come to the states and I’ll teach you for free-but I’d rather go there. New Zealand Rocks!!!! So who’s the chick in the pic on your site?

chester rockfield July 1, 2009 at 7:15 pm

Tenth degree black belt??!!! Lol- I’m wearing a braided rope belt that I made myself right now, it’s holding my shorts up! Anyone can buy a belt! Black, Brown, Purple, Blue- I have them all, but prefer the braided belt I made to hold my shorts up! ;)

Jason July 25, 2009 at 7:18 am

You’re a funny bugger Rob. After reading this amazing sales pitch, i cannot help but want to take part in your 30 day, unbeatable fighter course….unfortunately, I cant make it to auckland for Supremacy3, but i’ll be up for SMAC’s show on the 8th. Maybe i could pay your excessively high hourly rate, and hit the mat for a few 5 min rounds? Haha

Master Waki July 27, 2009 at 11:07 am

Excessive? What price do you place on a human life?

John August 1, 2009 at 11:51 am

Hi there,

I am interested in private lessons? What contact details should i contact

Master Waki August 2, 2009 at 2:24 am

Hi John,

If you like, you can email Admin @ this site

Huiko August 6, 2009 at 2:48 pm

$3000 for a black belt? You can buy one from any martial arts store for less than $30… you said yourself, you bought one and made yourself 10th Degree and taught yourself stuff.. hahaha your a great salesman if your making money off this BS. I feel sorry for the Kung Fu and NinJitsu Schools around, cos you give them a bad name… You call yourself a master..

Judge Dredd August 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm

To say I’m stunned is an understatement.. I cannot believe that anyone falls for the ridiculous statements you are making.. 30 days for a black belt. To gain a black belt takes determination, perseverance and hard work… not just a case of walking into a shop, buying one and calling yourself a 10th dan. I really did laugh when I read you gave yourself a 10th dan, nearly as much as the photoshop pictures.Now thats what I call integrity.

Po August 11, 2009 at 11:48 am

I am a professional kick boxer and would like to take master waki to the ring to kick his ass, i can not blive you give your self a black belt dude you should respect martial art not taking advantage of it, well let me know if you keen for a fight then we meet up and i make sure everyone is watching you students and mine

vincent August 11, 2009 at 9:25 pm

I’ve done Taekwon-Do for 3 going on 4 years now and my goodness… I’ve thrown my life away. If I knew about you Master Waki and your incredible ‘Wakido’ back then I could’ve not only thrown $3000 down the toilet but also still knew nothing about martial arts. Dude, children watch Bruse Lee and Jean Claude van Damme movies and think they’re ninja’s. You’re like what 30. Grow the fuck up. Your a fake. You’re “martial arts” couldn’t kill a fly. And the only worth you have as a human at this point is you’re hillarious. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you. (btw you’ve inspired me to self promote myself to a 1,000,000 super dan. Self promotion… you’re a retard.
Good day.

Tigeress August 11, 2009 at 10:14 pm

This is so full of crap – I know very few instructors who make any profit off teaching their arts – I know myself I fork out money every week to be able to teach. Instructors charge fees so they can hire halls and purchase equipment to better the club and the people in it – not for personal profit.

Part of being a martial artist is about discipline and humility and building character. Anyone who can “earn” a black belt in 30 days will have none of these. How can you learn humility if you go straight to the top. How can you learn to discipline your mind and body in 30days?

Short of dowloading a whole lot of shit into their brain I wouldn’t know how you could program everything it means to be a martial artist in 30 days.

It took me 5 years to get my black belt but as a result I treasure it because it is something I have worked hard for and have had to earn, and no-one can take that away from me.

And the pic top right – since when were martial arts about sex – I’m disgusted that yuo’re even using sex to promote a martial art no matter how BS it is.

You might be capable of beating someone but you are far from being an artist or the equivilant of any other black belt I know no matter what degree.

You may have taught yourself alot but from the sounds of things it took you alot longer than 30 days to get there!!

P.S – I see that my mate Po the Panda has already commented so thought we’d get the whole Fantastic 4 or whatever it is – Crane, Mantis – you want to comment?

Master Waki August 12, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Po – Professional kickboxer? P-L-E-A-S-E. If I dont know you, I have no problem accepting any challenge from you. But please refrain from making silly internet challenges from behind your computer screen.

Master Waki August 12, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Vincent – You crack me up. Yes, you have wasted alot of time and money learning TKD if your purpose was to learn how to fight. But if you enjoy learning korean terminology and flashy kicks which look great in movies then stick with it.

Osu

Master Waki August 12, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Tigress – You dont see the connection between Martial Arts and Sex?
No matter what you’ve been taught about martial arts, martial arts is strictly about fighting. Both fighting and sex are two of our most natural primal instincts as humans.
This is a reason why we have ring girls on fight shows. Sex and violence sells.

“You might be capable of beating someone but you are far from being an artist or the equivilant of any other black belt I know no matter what degree.”
-I take great offense at this comment, as I take great pride in being able to knock out people with artistic flair.

And of course it took longer then 30 days to attain my skills. If you truely understood what Martial Arts was about, then no what colour belt you wear doesnt matter…its the skills you possess.

Osu

Beth August 17, 2009 at 8:35 am

this is silly you have no contact details!!!! wtf
plz email me back i have quetsions

Master Waki August 23, 2009 at 12:38 pm

this is silly!!!! wtf
I emailed your address over a week ago. plz email me back as I have not yet received any questions.

realblackblet October 29, 2009 at 10:06 am

lol u bought urself a black belt? dude ur a fraud, fucking idiots like u have no repect for martial arts or real martial artists. Are u fucking serious? I cant believe this shit, go watch some crouching tiger, maybe after that u can teach people to fly.

Herez October 30, 2009 at 4:20 am

this is a scam…. ive been doing mixed matial arts for 4years now and im still siting on blue belt…i bet ya i will be stronger faster an better than any one who attemps ur stupid 30days course…

Herez October 30, 2009 at 4:28 am

ur probly sum computer geek siting at home locked up in ur room allday with no life tryna make friends haha i feel sorry for you sisi-waki or wateva ur name is haha ill kick u from hea to china lolz

Master Waki October 30, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Herez- 4 years and sitting on a blue belt?? LOL …you must be very talented hahaha

Im a tenth degree black belt, so you wont be kicking my ass nowhere

HotRod November 9, 2009 at 8:03 pm

ah Waki.. we meet again.. I believe I am ready to accept your challenge.. I have been training under your old master.. Karlos Webbodimus.. He tells me my understanding and execution in Martial Arts reminds him of his old student.. WAKI… so we shall see eachother soon… this saturday I believe… But first I have other pressing matters at hand.. and who are these people above that doubt your techniques with keyboard combat..

Master Waki November 10, 2009 at 7:27 am

Ah Mr HotRod, we shall see after this weekend if you truly are worthy of my challenge.

Best of luck, with your endeavours this weekend.

Osu

Shodan December 1, 2009 at 4:05 pm

I took part in my Shodan grading on Friday and I received my black belt after nearly 7 years of hard training in karate. You deserve to get the snot kicked out of you… I mean get a life and don’t give false hope to naive people. People, a black belt can only be earned after years and years of hard work, much determination and much blood, sweat and tears. Don’t fall for this utter stupidity. This just gives martial arts a bad name! Idiot.

Master Waki December 5, 2009 at 4:10 am

Shodan, 30 days with me will be more beneficial then training 30 days with you in karate. If you want to learn how to fight.

“a black belt can only be earned after years and years of hard work, much determination and much blood, sweat and tears.” -LOL, what rubbish. I brought mine for $14.95 at the Auckland Martial Arts store and its more then likely I can kick your ass.

What gives Martial Arts a bad name, are karate and taekwondo black belts that try to convince their students and others they are tough because of the colour of their belt.

Master Waki December 5, 2009 at 4:12 am

But congratulations on your black belt anyway.

Osu

Aarron Cunningham December 18, 2009 at 12:38 am

Excellent satire.

Well played sir, well played.

CJ December 20, 2009 at 2:55 am

Nolan,

I am have around 6 months experience in simialar areas and am wanting to get in the ring but have found it hard to find an organisation that suits my requirements. Would love to just hire a ring out and take you on for no holds bared.

My fight philosophy is i am scared of no one and wont hesitate to jump in the ring with anyone with any rules

chester rockwell December 31, 2009 at 2:41 am

Hey guy’s -

Hope all is well in Kiwi Land. You know, I was making fun of Master Waki a few months ago on this web-site, (see my posts above) but, last night, I was reading this web page again after several months, and I saw what Master Waki was actually saying- It’s not about the color belt you have, and the number of years you can spend obtaining a “Black Belt”, It’s about being able to kick someone’s ass in a real life situation! I know many black belts of different styles that are just not very good at what they do. Someone who trains in a short period of time to use what works in a street fight has a definite advantage over someone who trains in “McDojo”, trying to get a higher ranking belt. Most “Black Belts” are worthless- But someone who knows how to kick some serious street ass is priceless

chester rockwell December 31, 2009 at 2:45 am

Oh yeah- It’s still Dec. 30th here in the states, but Happy New Year to all you New Zealanders- I hope to visit your country when I finish Chiropractic School in a few years !

PS. – I love your Flight of the Conchords!

Cj December 31, 2009 at 5:05 pm

I wud like to fight u in a full contact no. Rules bare knuckle mma fight. Contact me 021 0775603

Julius Tetevano January 4, 2010 at 9:40 pm

Did Any Of You Hating Retards Read What It Says?

Get A Black Belt In “Wakido” Not Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. It Is His Own Fighting System For Beginners Based On Mixed Martial Arts Techniques. A 30 Day Training Programme And You Receive A Wakido Black Belt After Completion.

Julius Tetevano January 4, 2010 at 9:49 pm

lol wut- Read Again Bro. Where Does It Mention Earning A BJJ Black Belt In 30 Days?

Cj January 9, 2010 at 11:00 pm

Master waki I have tried to get in contact with u count less to es to organise a no holds bared bare knuckle fight…

lol January 14, 2010 at 2:20 am

Stop hiding, and accept the challenges. Your a fraud and a coward waki.

your still talking shit even after getting your teeth fed to you? Stop talking shit and accept atleast one of the challenges, faggot.Your a joke , and not even a very good one.

10th degree? lol you went and bought your black belt from a martial arts store, you didnt earn that shit, stop talking and accept the challenge. Still hiding in your mothers hole?

Coward

Master Waki January 14, 2010 at 3:53 am

Hey Chester Happy New Year to you too. And NZ is a great place to visit plus I have a crook back that needs fixing LOL

Master Waki January 14, 2010 at 3:55 am

lol you are so funny.

Did I not give you my autograph at one of the local fights? Im very sorry if i did ignore you but it would have been unintentional on my part.

Osu

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